VonClowns.com

              Home of the VonClowns family of Clowns

800 - 235 - 5274
Serving Washington DC metro

TOP TEN REASONS

WHY YOU SHOULD BOOK the VonClowns

10  The Three Stooges are not available
Unlike Politicians, the VonClowns Promise and Deliver
Always Reliable, Professional, Flexible, Affordable and Highly Recommended

Their Show is Visually Exciting and Original.

They continually keep the Crowd Laughing.

5

Most of their Volunteers have survived.

4

DaMISSUS's Retirement Fund needs a big boost.

3

It is a FUN and Easy Show for your Technical Staff.

2

Oopsie and Bubbles hope to go to college.

1

Everybody loves clowns