| 10 |
The Three Stooges are not
available |
| 9 |
Unlike Politicians, the
VonClowns Promise and Deliver |
| 8 |
Always Reliable, Professional,
Flexible, Affordable and Highly Recommended |
| 7 |
Their Show is Visually Exciting and
Original. |
| 6 |
They continually keep the Crowd Laughing. |
| 5 |
Most of their Volunteers have survived. |
| 4 |
DaMISSUS's Retirement Fund needs a big
boost. |
| 3 |
It is a FUN and Easy Show for your Technical
Staff. |
| 2 |
Oopsie and Bubbles hope to go to college. |
| 1 |
Everybody loves clowns |