The VonClowns Frequently Asked Questions
HOW CAN I MAKE SURE THAT I AM GETTING THE BEST ENTERTAINER FOR MY NEEDS ?
Not all entertainers are created equal. They range from the college kid who has seen a book about clowns, to the hobbyist, who does it every now and then, to the top of the line performer.
Here are five questions that you should ask any entertainer:
1. Who are you going to send me?
Beware the organization that will promise you a clown, and then tell you at the last minute that they can't come up with one. If the first question cannot be answered, then neither than the following three.
2. What kind of training have you had?
DR BUD and DaMissus have received training from many performers. We regularly attend workshops and conventions to upgrade our skills. We maintain a large library of books, audio and video tapes available only to the professional. We also train people in the art of balloon sculpture and face painting, ranging from elementary school kids to professionals like ourselves at conventions.
3. What kind of experience do you have?
We are full time performers. Our experience comes from many long years of training and hard work. DR BUD and DaMissus have performed in a variety of places, from performing on stage at the State Fairs, to Trade Shows, Weddings, Birthday Parties, and Company Picnics.
4. What do you offer?
Balloon Art, Face Painting, Comedy Magic Shows
5. How far in advance do you book?
Sometimes as much as a year or more, for certain corporate events. We recommend that you book us as soon as you know the date, time and location of the event. Weekends book up quickly, but from time to time we do have openings, so call now, before someone else hires us first.
OK, I AM CONVINCED. HOW DO I HIRE YOU?
Call us thru the Balloon Crew at 703-436-9487
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